the next cat lady

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:17 pm

who is the next cat lady we'll know?
she's always somewhere with nowhere to go
she might have been sweet
but we'll never know
with nails twice as long
as her hair will still grow

alI I see's dishes
I can't see a sink

hahaha

I can't open my mouth
without tasting stink

in that room that she's in
in her chair, by a fern
that died several years
before the century turned

she won't drink water
just mountain dew

ahahaha

it's the only thing flavored scientifically for masking cat poo.

is this the kitchen?
or a second bedroom?
the litter box mounds
lining this tomb

hahahaha

unless you have gloves
don't touch anything
that thick yellow shit
isn't sprung from a spring

Post by **Colossal** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:23 pm

Eleanor Abernathy died in the church and was buried along with her name

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:48 pm

hahahaha

stelligan · Post by **stelligan** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:56 pm

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Cat ma'am

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:15 pm

I am trying to work my web genius into a brand of socially destructive marketing ploys that I can hide in seemingly plausible messages.

Drink Mountain Dew!!

John_P_WI · Post by **John_P_WI** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:17 am

This cat lady says she is number one, lol

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Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:55 am

Keith Richards is still a badass.

eniam rognab · Post by **eniam rognab** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:18 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Xg7QUXiDA

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:12 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imeq3GeRttw

Granted, I only watched 10 seconds and the sound is off...

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:05 am

Legit?

JoeCon · Post by **JoeCon** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:02 pm

Not True!

Our vet says Tuna is extremely bad for cats.
Probably not so good for us either but thats a different post...

Structo · Post by **Structo** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:06 pm

Amazon have these kits.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:08 pm

Word travels.

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