women

[johnnyreece]

In fact, I think every woman should OWN at least one.

Doesn't that happen after the divorce?

As much as I may complain about my wife, I realize I'm not always a treat to live with either. That, and I can't afford child support.

Along those lines, she once mentioned getting another dog (we lost both ours in the past couple years, and to cope, she got a couple cats). I said, "Sure, you'll be able to afford a real nice one with all the child support I'll be paying." I like to think I'm funny...

[cbass]

If she can't clean a squirell or filet a fish I'm out.

I asked 2 years ago & still waiting for an answer, what brand of soap do you recommend to clean a squirrel? I can't get 'em to stand still never mind clean 'em.

Just a sharp pocketknife . try shooting them first they hold still real good after that..

[cbass]

I've been trying to steer clear of women but I can't even go to the store without being hit on. They're Like rabid badgers