Romeo Rose on YouTube

[jurgen]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head


and the duck say's "hey, can you get this guy off my ass?"

[UR12]

Sanity Test
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party. His hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor", she asked, "how you detect whether or not an individual is mentally challenged who appears to be completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask them a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If they hesitate, that puts you on the track."
"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask them, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"
The woman thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

Welcome to the psychiatrist hotline:
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 . . . repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call. Please stay on the line.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, please wait and a little voice will tell you what to do.
If you are manic depressive it doesn’t matter what you do, no one cares about you anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

[Voodoo_Man]

Sanity Test

[HeeBGB]

Check Please! I'm out!

[mooreamps]

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[CaseyJones]

Come on now! We don't want to get another thread locked!

Ya, you two clowns are real good at that, arn't you ?
At least my equipment is now broadcast on TV.

You want to complain? go ahead... I'll put you two jack-offs out of business before this is over....

-g

See, there you go again. It's that sort of thing that makes you a world class jerk. I'd think that you'd make enough money in your day job as a rocket scientist that you wouldn't be inclined to interfere with other people's livlihood but I guess I was wrong.

If I took the time to compile audio and video clips of member's amps that have made the big time on various major label albums, boutique amps that show up in the backline in various music videos... I'm sure we could establish a substantial archive of amp porn.

If you actually expect your little endeavor to make the big time you're going to need to hire some people. You'll need to hire someone to represent your product to the public and if you had the brains you were born with you'd stay in your workshop and out of sight. That's not an insult, that's just sound advice. It will be an impediment to your progress if you don't have "people skills" in your skill set and you don't.

[jurgen]

Definition of insanity: repeating the same action and expecting different results

[HeeBGB]

Definition of insanity: repeating the same action and expecting different results

This is pretty much why I am bailing. It was fun for a bit but now we've pissed off Omar. How DO you argue with somone who is insane anyway? Might as well go piss up a rope!

[Voodoo_Man]

This is pretty much why I am bailing. It was fun for a bit but now we've pissed off Omar. How DO you argue with somone who is insane anyway? Might as well go piss up a rope!

You'll have more success pissing up a rope. Trust me. Ignore him and he'll go away.

[UR12]

Just like Global Nuclear War. The only way to win is not to play the game.

I agree , Just ignore him.

[Omar]

Definition of insanity: repeating the same action and expecting different results

This is pretty much why I am bailing. It was fun for a bit but now we've pissed off Omar. How DO you argue with somone who is insane anyway? Might as well go piss up a rope!

Are you calling me insane?

I'm not pissed off. The whole situation just makes me say:

[img:260:320]http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/la_rio ... rodney.jpg[/img]

"Can't we all just get along?"

[HeeBGB]

Definition of insanity: repeating the same action and expecting different results

This is pretty much why I am bailing. It was fun for a bit but now we've pissed off Omar. How DO you argue with somone who is insane anyway? Might as well go piss up a rope!

Are you calling me insane?

I'm not pissed off. The whole situation just makes me say:

[img:260:320]http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/la_rio ... rodney.jpg[/img]

"Can't we all just get along?"

I'm not saying anything BUT if the white jacket fits?...

I think we're all a bit on the nutty side. Some of us are just a bit farther out though!

[Voodoo_Man]

Are you calling me insane?

I'm not pissed off. The whole situation just makes me say:

[img:260:320]http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/la_rio ... rodney.jpg[/img]

"Can't we all just get along?"

Omar, call 911. listen to attached audio file.

[dartanion]

Let's not pick fights either.

We have all had differences of opinion with each other, tempers flare at times, but let's keep it all off board. No need to air dirty laundry. I have been guilty of it in the past, but will no longer let my emotions get the best of me.

I suggest we all start talking about building amps again. Isn't that why we're all here in the first place.

Peace bruthas.

Now I'm going to go play my Wreck!

[Voodoo_Man]

Just like Global Nuclear War. The only way to win is not to play the game.

UR12, that's it in a capcan.

Omar, no direspect meant by the 911 audio. Just trying to add a little levity to the situation.

God Bless,
John