I should be working

[cbass]

But I'm getting drunk and watching Maury instead

[NickC]

The poll is invalid. There are no appropriate responses to choose from.

There should be these choices (at a minimum):

I should be working:

(1) On an amp
(2) On a guitar
(3) On sabotaging the karaoke machine down at the bar (whilst appearing to be an innocent patron guzzling Pabst Blue Ribbon ..... so as to not draw attention).


You know I'm right!

[cbass]

I'm sick of working on anything Ive worked every damn day since I was 14
Drop out of school to be carpenter smart move
Guess its smarter than paying for college to be a carpenter
While Im at it what the fuck happened to carpenters being respected
Now its just like yea I seen hgtv I could do all this stuff better myself I'm just paying you to do it because my work is super important.If you don't do it for real cheap ill just go down to home depot and buy some junk shit and cobble fuck it myself

[cbass]

(3) On sabotaging the karaoke machine down at the bar (whilst appearing to be an innocent patron guzzling Pabst Blue Ribbon ..... so as to not draw attention).

Oh god I'm not a bar person the last time I went couple of years ago to one we put some money in the JB was having a good time then they shut the box off to sing karaoke.I was like wtf I still got a bunch of songs on their.this was a Saturday night who in the hell has karaoke on a Saturday night.

[vibratoking]

I voted out of hash. Where's the corned beef?

[NickC]

I voted out of hash. Where's the corned beef?

Gosh ..... I hope he didn't confuse the two ...... eat all the hash and hid the corned beef under that loose board in the back of the closet.

[Zippy]

None of the above. I think you're just having a lil' morning sickness with the new baby on it's way. As soon as your hormones settle, you'll be feeling better.

[NickC]

None of the above. I think you're just having a lil' morning sickness with the new baby on it's way. As soon as your hormones settle, you'll be feeling better.

[martin manning]

Well, we all know you're not studid ;^)

[EtherealWidow]

I can only choose one?

[cbass]

Ok I had to go back to work for a bit so I didnt feel so worthless
Honestly I feel that im much to purdy to work I should be spoiled and pampered like a princess.
Once I get that child support out of brad I will be

[eniam rognab]

hahaha, i got a kick out of stubid, thanks

you da funny man cbass

[Teleguy61]

You think he's stoopid?
You should see my brother-he's so stoopid he's bent right over double!

[darryl_h]

Honestly I feel that im much to purdy to work I should be spoiled and pampered like a princess.
Once I get that child support out of brad I will be

Are you certain this gestating infant is in fact yours?

Brad might demand DNA evidence.

[Leo_Gnardo]

Been out of hash here for the last 30 years. Sorry to see the phenomenon is spreading across the nation. If you find some, send a sample here. A big one. And who's Maury?