Drool time!

[rhardman]

Valco made in Chicago--
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/msg/4312406528.html

[rp]

Valco made in Chicago--
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/msg/4312406528.html

Nice. The dust alone is worth $100!

[rhardman]

another one

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/msg/4312482630.html

[Reeltarded]

I just sold an original 100% TV front 54 deluxe for less than that.

People never see my ads or pay me near retail. I think I'll burn all my shit.

[rp]

People never see my ads or pay me near retail. I think I'll burn all my shit.

You need to invest in ads on the local TV affiliate. Wear a plaid suit w/ wide lapels. Wave your arms around.

[Reeltarded]

Oh crap. I have to do all that on TV? I wish you'd have mentioned this a year ago. My neighbors are starting to stare most afternoons.

[Teleguy61]

They're just starting?
Man, they must not come outside much.

[Zippy]

Oh crap. I have to do all that on TV? I wish you'd have mentioned this a year ago. My neighbors are starting to stare most afternoons.

Don't forget that a suit includes pants.

[NickC]

Oh crap. I have to do all that on TV? I wish you'd have mentioned this a year ago. My neighbors are starting to stare most afternoons.

Don't forget that a suit includes pants.

They only filmed Elvis from the waist up when he appeared on Ed Sullivan.

[Reeltarded]

What's a pants?

[cbass]

I think they is talking bout britches

[Reeltarded]

Oh. Yeah people are always starting at my junk while I am trying to talk, and I am all like, "hey! i'm up here!". -framing face area with hands-

[Bob S]

Got it !
Go on tv with an add tattoo'ed on your junk, wearing a white jacket (James Bond), waving your arms.
That'll definitely work.
Probably.
Maybe.
Worth a try.

[Reeltarded]

I could use old GI Joe parts, and a tux off a wedding cake decoration i cant breathe im laghin so hard

[cbass]

You do not want to confuse people they may think you're trying to sell a furry acorn