I'll never have to work another day of my life!!

[Leo_Gnardo]

By the way, anyone know how to wear an armadillo? :unsure:

Better leave those armadilloes alone. Good way to pick up leprosy (Hansen's disease.) Came up a few years ago as an unexpected disease vector. Who knew? Life is tough enough without being a leper.

[ampmike]

Turduncken,Thats funny,I remember that being made on TV,yea,sure ,you can debone a turkey,duck ,chicken and shuve them all inside each other.Peice of cake!Ill do it once a weel!

[allclear7]

My one chiken layes 3 eggs a day . and eats fish head flys for food.

[Reeltarded]

Eggs? Mmm..

Chicken.

[darryl_h]

In Africa I had elepotomion. It's a lion in a hippo in an elephant.

Mmm, delicious!

Might not taste so good if the lion had previously eaten a human. Dirty critters humans.

[Leo_Gnardo]

Turduncken,Thats funny

George Carlin had a schpiel where he said he wouldn't eat garbanzo beans because "who would eat food that began with the same letters as garbage?"

Turducken, same thing. I avoid it. It's fowl!

Do like the 2000 year old man. Drink cool spring mountain water, that's all.

[eniam rognab]

i give you the cherpumple!

a cherry, apple and pumpkin pie baked into a single cake

[Kregg]

Become a nomad.[img:56:66]http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/char ... er0109.gif[/img] 

[Gibsonman63]

If I stop spending money and live in the woods!! Just realized I have been approaching this all from the wrong angle.

It's like a reverse mortgage meets winning the lotto.

Notto! My credit score looks like a bias meter on a quad of KT88s.

Manifesto Alert!

[JazzGuitarGimp]

That picture of the pie / cake thingy reminds me of a Monte Christo sandwich...

[ER]

Set up a trap line, they hunt while you do other stuff.

Pellets will take most stuff you come across, cheaper and quieter than bullets.

Grow a big ass garden and learn your local wild edible plants. "Into the Wild" is speculation, that dude really died of stupidity, mommy/daddy issues, and distorted eastern college idealism more than anything else.

I keep a few of the big costco size taco seasoning in my food supply, makes all kinds of stuff palatable. Looking forward to squirrel fajitas when the time comes.

A good water source and creek, river, or stream nearby will provide all kinds of stuff, nettles, berries, fish, crawdad, etc. plus more game coming through.

I more or less live in the woods out of choice, diet is paleo kind of stuff with wild stuff added in for variety and health reasons.

Self reliance and doing your best to maintain (or acquire) good health are the best retirement plan going and always have been.

[tubeswell]

Plenty of grubs and snails are edible. And frogs. Just ask Bear Grylls

[img:600:330]http://www.notaboutthenumbers.com/wp-co ... s-frog.jpg[/img]

[Reeltarded]

Ok, inside it is! I won't be joining your heavily bearded cave dwelling cult.

Jees that looks almost as disgusting as it probably is.

If I stop spending money and live in the woods!! Just realized I have been approaching this all from the wrong angle.

It's like a reverse mortgage meets winning the lotto.

Notto! My credit score looks like a bias meter on a quad of KT88s.

Manifesto Alert!

ROFLMAO

[groovtubin]

[quote="Reeltarded"]If I stop spending money and live in the woods!! Just realized I have been approaching this all from the wrong angle.

It's like a reverse mortgage meets winning the lotto.

Notto! My credit score looks like a bias meter on a quad of KT88s.[/quote YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH, LOVE YOUR VIEW OF LIFE DUDE!

JIM UP NORTH OF YOU

[skyboltone]

Ok, inside it is! I won't be joining your heavily bearded cave dwelling cult.

Jees that looks almost as disgusting as it probably is.

If I stop spending money and live in the woods!! Just realized I have been approaching this all from the wrong angle.

It's like a reverse mortgage meets winning the lotto.

Notto! My credit score looks like a bias meter on a quad of KT88s.

Manifesto Alert!

ROFLMAO

Cream cheese.....