How to deal with the angry neighbor

[Bob S]

Assegai up the jacksy.
Simple & effective.

[Reeltarded]

Print out this thread and leave it in his mailbox.

[Jerry2013]

**** on his front lawn.

[Jerry2013]

Everything offered here so far pales in comparison to the ugliness of this:

http://www.irs.gov/uac/Whistleblower-Informant-Award

This is perhaps the most low-down, dirty thing one human being can do to another ..... and potentially get paid for (rather than have to pay for).

Use (if at all, I would never do it to anyone no matter what) with extreme caution.

I think I might report a hundred random people. Might get a hit on at least one.

[Structo]

I am a nice guy, I just hate bad neighbors.

How about this, buy a big fish at the grocery store and toss it under his house.

Then when the bad smells start emanating from his house, call the cops and say that you think their is a dead body under his house.
Of course do this anonymously from a pay phone.....

[LeeMo]

There are concentrated "scents" available at hunting / sporting stores made to mask human smells. The worst smelling one (to my knowledge) is "fox urine concentrate". It is worse than you can imagine.
Someone years ago told me of a revenge plot using this stuff and a syringe to penetrate the rubber gaskets on an automobile window to freshen the interior of a car. Summer sun really brings out the best in it.

Just sayin'....

[Cantplay]

If you are going to escalate this, legally I assume...

You might want to put up a couple of video cameras around your house. They will capture images of the Evildoer if he tries anything creative against you.

John

[NickC]

If you are going to escalate this, legally I assume...

You might want to put up a couple of video cameras around your house. They will capture images of the Evildoer if he tries anything creative against you.

John

Wise counsel.

[Reeltarded]

That isn't nearly as proactive or funny as the pie face thing with the clown horn but maybe a good idea if you want to youtube the pie faced clown horn thing.

Honka!

[Structo]

Clowns are scary.

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[galtjunk]

I had a neighbor with an annoying thumpy car stereo.
I am a day sleeper.
I asked both he and his mother to keep it down several times.
I didn't work.
I found that playing bagpipe music through a pair of A7's with around one thousand watts did the trick.
The piercing highs through the horns were unbearable.
His mother came over and started screaming at me.
I calmly told her the she controlled the volume level.
When you are quiet, I am quiet.
I never had the problem again.

[JazzGuitarGimp]

I had a neighbor with an annoying thumpy car stereo.
I am a day sleeper.
I asked both he and his mother to keep it down several times.
I didn't work.
I found that playing bagpipe music through a pair of A7's with around one thousand watts did the trick.
The piercing highs through the horns were unbearable.
His mother came over and started screaming at me.
I calmly told her the she controlled the volume level.
When you are quiet, I am quiet.
I never had the problem again.

After reading that, I'm smiling ear to ear. God, I HATE the sound of bagpipes!

[sepulchre]

Clowns are scary.

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OMG!!! "IT"

[Reeltarded]

A friend of mine was lost at sea in a flying accident and never recovered. 24 pipers played at his memorial. I love bagpipes.

My newest neighbor arrived with 2 large dogs that were not ready for little country in the city. They barked at everything in the dark. I answered them with a 100w G harmonic in feedback. They stopped barking forever.

[LeftyStrat]

When I was young I had a complete PA with Cerwin Vega 18" speakers in folded horn cabinets. I think with a 600 watt Peavey amp. I would run a modular synth into it with three oscillators detuned to a super low frequency to get all kinds of thunder/explosion sounds.

Really fun seeing all the neighbors come running out of their houses.

And no, I never lived in Taos.