One for the dog lovers

[dreric]

How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

[Reeltarded]

Ahaha!

English bulldog.. leave face height snot line around dark room. Time to use face as sponge to swab floor. What a matter? Can't sleep cause loud breathing? I go stink now.

[ampmike]

My King C is my life .We do everthing together.He is about 35 pds. and not fat.Are there a larger version of that breed,He looks like the size of a cocker spanial.I often wander if he had some spanial in him,Dogs rule!!!!!!!

[dartanion]

Freakin hilarious!

LMAO over the cocker spaniel line!

[Reeltarded]

Oh God no.. an inside race track. Zoom!

[NickC]

Ha! Funny stuff!

[Structo]

That's funny how Greyhounds cross their front legs.

I had an Italian Greyhound (smaller than a Whippet) that did that.

His name was Tanner and he passed on a couple years ago.

Man, he could run like the wind!

[Aurora]

Ampmike..... not trying to be silly or anything, -
but I do take it you are familiar with the KC being in the spaniel family?..
there's also the Cavalier KC, of which I have one fuzzing around my legs every afternoon, when 'touring time' is due....

[dartanion]

Mine are Great Dane and Dane Greyhound mix.

[LeftyStrat]

16. Pug: They don't actually do anything, other than tilt their head to one side every time you say 'lightbulb'.

17. French Bulldog: They swallow the lightbulb and it costs $800 in surgery to have it removed.

[Cygnus X1]

That settles it.
Now I KNOW my mutt is truly a true German Shep/Lab mix.

She'll do both.
Get all enthusiastic about the job, and organize everything while she's at it.
No wonder she gets "ADD and OCD" about things!