Caught a new pet

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:28 pm

lil over 4', as seen on TV.

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:30 pm

You are too funny.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:45 pm

Neighbor called me and asked me to come shoot an alligator. He has some disabled children he takes care of. So, i grabbed a big pistol and headed out to save the World.

You can't just kill an animal for doing nothing. It was just a little one and not hurting anyone, right? There are laws about this kind of stuff too..

I wandered around back then jumped on him like those TV freaks do. WORKS!

Animal control won't come get him because he's already captured. The police said they won't because no one is in danger. The wildlife refuge said you can't transport him without written consent of a warden..

Ummm..

Meet Alexander. I am going to hate untaping his mouth to feed him.

Gibsonman63 · Post by **Gibsonman63** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:58 pm

Aligator isn't bad deep fried, and it feeds a lot of people. You could make some really cool guitar straps when you're done.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:00 pm

RUN ALEXANDER! RUN!

heh I like cows.

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:00 pm

And wtf are you going to do when he's all grown up.

Miles, you need to move farther north.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:01 pm

Do they allow pets there? :/

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:24 pm

Reeltarded wrote:Do they allow pets there? :/

Yes. But not big pistols.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:32 pm

Oh. I'd rather stay in the safety of the swamp then.

lol

Cantplay · Post by **Cantplay** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:56 pm

Enough there for a head cab?

John

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:03 pm

No, or floor mats in a sportscar. I looked.

I know where his mother lives though. If I could find her sister.. well, I could do a nice Zodiac Twin. It takes a mile of skins to make much of anything. It would take five fourteen foot gators to do floors and doors on a tiny car. I asked a pro in the 80s when they started hunting them in Florida again.

jelle · Post by **jelle** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:06 pm

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!

VacuumVoodoo · Post by **VacuumVoodoo** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:24 pm

This is animal cruelty. Release the bugger or grill some gator steaks.

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:31 pm

His nostrils look taped over.Hope he can breathe.Gator tail is pretty tastey.

Bob S · Post by **Bob S** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:31 am

With a name like Alexander I don't think he qualifies as gator tail.
I'm thinking maybe in a tutu...
No Miles - Don't !

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