Sometimes it's hard being a father and having a son that never quite values the same thing you value. You might think he will love Hendrix, devote his life to playing guitar and building tube amps, and instead he loves rap and hip hop.
But it is his life. I have to respect his right to rebel against me, just as I rebelled against my father.
Then I get a package in the mail from some medical supply company. It's two rolls of 1000 stickers printed "For rectal use only."
I thought it might be from one of my crazy friends, and then my son comes down and say "Oh I ordered that. I figured it would be fun to put those on things."
That's my boy. He still has a little bit of my crazy.
Happy New Year's everyone.
"For rectal use only"
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LeftyStrat
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"For rectal use only"
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Re: "For rectal use only"
H.F.N.Y.!!!
I have 2 sons... the oldest I often think doesn't get me...or maybe I don't get him. Then we spend some time together and I "get" it.
I have 2 sons... the oldest I often think doesn't get me...or maybe I don't get him. Then we spend some time together and I "get" it.
Deric®
Re: "For rectal use only"
I put those labels on things all the time, too!!!
I could have got him some at cost. If anyone needs the hook up let me know..........
I could have got him some at cost. If anyone needs the hook up let me know..........
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Reeltarded
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Re: "For rectal use only"
LMAO!
Signatures have a 255 character limit that I could abuse, but I am not Cecil B. DeMille.
Re: "For rectal use only"
I'm glad I'm not the only one whos sense of humor hasn't evolved past middle school.