"Guns vs Women" another attempt at ??? "humor

[gahult]

*Top Ten Reasons Men might Prefer Guns over Women**

# 10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.

# 1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!

Gary

[Structo]

Heheheheh, waiting for a rebuttal.

[Allynmey]

Heheheheh, waiting for a rebuttal.

no rebuttal...pretty much says it all!

[Chad]

Ha that's funny. Thanks for the laughs.

[cobalt]

On Gary's myspace profile there is a pic of him with the worlds best gardening tool, ma deuce(Browning .50cal)

#5. It kills weeds(any size)

#4. It mows(even the thickest brush)

#3. It breaks-up even the toughest ground

#2. It makes great fertilizer

#1. It keeps ALL those nasty pests AWAY

my 2 cents

weirddave

[CaseyJones]

On Gary's myspace profile there is a pic of him with the worlds best gardening tool, ma deuce(Browning .50cal)

At $2.00 per round minimum for .50 cal, coupla hundred RPM he could have a mistress and condo to keep 'er in...

Motorcycles are better than women 'cuz you can ride 'em as hard as you want... whenever you want... and they never complain!!!