Remove head at shoulders

[Reeltarded]

After 2 months of whining bitchy not myself out of my mind with ear doodle bugs digging into my brain.. I am totally not myself. Can't concentrate. Nothing makes sense. I have no patience. It's like trying to write an important book while being chased by sharkbear.

(Jaws theme...) It was the best of times it was the.. GRAWR!!!

What have you done in the past when you were trying to concentrate and sharkbear wouldn't leave you alone? I wish sharkbear wasn't a metaphor. I swear I'd let him catch me.

Im goin craaazy!!! Wheeee..

[xtian]

Woah. Serious.

Can you let us know what steps you've taken to troubleshoot your noggin? Xray, catscan, flashlight in the ear hole? And maybe you can post some detailed photos for us to look over.

Would love to help, just don't have much cranio-experience, outside my own, of course. But I sympathize.

[chief mushroom cloud]

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[briane]

I've had the same crazy mind-meld with maniac aliens going on in my life the last few months.

Just made reservations for may to travel back to asia - cause I know they dont let those crazy aliens on the airlines - and they dont eat spicy food - its like mace to them - TSA and hot chili's .... protect me.....

I grab a trusty knife and confront sharkbear face-to-face. Hey you - wouldnt you rather be my friend than an angry sharkbear? I have cookies......and this is washington state so their special cookies......

[Reeltarded]

It's looking pretty good for gentle jaws. Eat me you zooquarium reject from a crappy scifi channel movie!

[Blackburn]

Use your avatar to roll up whatever green vegetation you can find and try to relax.

Repeat process after a few hours, or minutes. I don't know what your immunities are like right now.

I voted to fight sharkbear; He'll be out of your life by Friday.

You're welcome.

[LeftyStrat]

Wish I knew the answer. I had to stop taking a medication because of side effects. Then start a new one (with probably different side effects). I have zero motivation, and am only starting to feel normal again.

I just started taking some herbal supplement for energy and focus, it has ginseng and ginkgo biloba. I do seem a bit more alert and able to concentrate at work. But as soon as I get home I'm usually feeling pretty worn out.

As for sharkbear, remember, you don't have to outrun him. You just need to outrun your friend.

[Bob S]

Fight the bastard.
Who's he think he's f-ing with ???
You're Reeltarded !
If that doesn't work, apologize & try kissing his ass.

[Reeltarded]

I tried all that. Apparently he sure does know who he is messing with. I think an ex is in on this. Someone must have taken out a sanity insurance policy on me and it's about to payout.

ding ding ding $10..

[LeeMo]

Grab that sharkbear and bite him. Y'all will both want to be free then. To quote Jerry Clower, "Just shoot up amongst us "cause one of us needs some relief."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI
6:00

LeeMo

[brentm]

Vyvanse..... start low and move up... it's the best.

[Reeltarded]

I can't climb trees.

I got like 2 hours of sleep.. in a row even! I had a dream I was being robbed at my door but I didn't notice there was 2 other people along with the first guy that was trying to slice me with a machete.

If I run into sharkbear at the front door and things go like my nightmares let's just say me: 4 sharkbear/robbers: 0

My confidence is high. Back to bed. I must lure sharkbear in a little closer.

[LeftyStrat]

I feel your pain (makes a thumbs up gesture like some guy with a cigar in a white house).

Insomnia is the curse of my soul. I used to be able to use it to my advantage when I was a young programmer. Now it just robs me of me.

[Reeltarded]

I think I am about to turn into a moth.

[NickC]

I think I am about to turn into a moth.

Franz Kafka would be proud of you.


Hope you get to feeling better soon!