Dumb tip of the day for idiots

[NickC]

Why would I put the wire where I stashed the billion dollars I found?

Oh crap.. I mean IF I HAD stashed a billion dollars that I found.. if I found it, which I shouldn't say intil I can get to a bank on Monday. Oh crap.. Tuesday.

You're lucky.

You get to bury your billions. Up here, Uncle Andy Cuomo and Uncle Sam-Obama take the billions through confiscatory taxation and buries the taxpayers below the frost line of bureaucracy (just south of the 9th layer of Hell).

[Reeltarded]

I could't take the guilt of not paying taxes on a billion dollars to I gave it to the red cross (national). They are upgrading their G5 to current specs and changing the toliet handles for real gold ones.

[NickC]

I could't take the guilt of not paying taxes on a billion dollars to I gave it to the red cross (national). They are upgrading their G5 to current specs and changing the toliet handles for real gold ones.

What! NO! Go get it back immediately!

Haven't you heard ...... the rich don't pay taxes? Just ask Harry Reed and Nancy Pelosi.

[Cygnus X1]

I wear crucible handling gloves.

That's why my builds look like a plate of lasagna.

[Reeltarded]

My builds look like boxes of wire with mercury poured in the corners.