Ford is #1

[LeeMo]

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor
of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor

Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.



They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the
ground, that read:




"Da End is Near

Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now

Afore It Be Too Late!"




As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and
yelled, 'You religious nuts!'

From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash.



Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks,

"Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'"