Aren't bunny ranches some how licensed different then the traditional whore houses? Part of the not in the city limits arrangement? But still the same skanky whores no doubt.
They featurethe Bunny Ranch on HBO late night on demand regularly. It's tragic to think people pay $$$ for those girls.
HOA
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Andy Le Blanc
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- Location: central Maine
Re: HOA
cheap? the poor suckers who get pulled into a room have to shell out $1500+ just to get blue balls.
My latest bitch about HOA is due to forclosures in the neighborhood my dues are going up to cover the difference in empty houses. To make it even more insulting, even if the homes are filled and the dues are paid they only adjust the rates annually so I'll be locked in all year. I have a simple solution that would save everyone money. First stop paying the 6 man crew of landscapers 8-5 mon-fri for a 6 hour one day job. Or option 2. As long as they are in the neighborhood make them maintain everyones front yards so the empty for sale homes will not bring down the property value of the rest of the neighborhood. Who am I kidding that would make to much sense. While they are at it they could make a bundle package for my phone and internet since they give me cable and in doing so prevent me from being able to make my own bundle and force me to buy each service at the premium. I know i'm asking a lot, but shouldn't a requirement of every board member be the the ability to understand and apply simple basic math?
My latest bitch about HOA is due to forclosures in the neighborhood my dues are going up to cover the difference in empty houses. To make it even more insulting, even if the homes are filled and the dues are paid they only adjust the rates annually so I'll be locked in all year. I have a simple solution that would save everyone money. First stop paying the 6 man crew of landscapers 8-5 mon-fri for a 6 hour one day job. Or option 2. As long as they are in the neighborhood make them maintain everyones front yards so the empty for sale homes will not bring down the property value of the rest of the neighborhood. Who am I kidding that would make to much sense. While they are at it they could make a bundle package for my phone and internet since they give me cable and in doing so prevent me from being able to make my own bundle and force me to buy each service at the premium. I know i'm asking a lot, but shouldn't a requirement of every board member be the the ability to understand and apply simple basic math?
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Gibsonman63
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- Location: Texas
Re: HOA
I am almost embarassed to say, but my dues are $12/year, and it is optional. One of the advantages of living in a 50 year old neighborhood. We are bordered by two parks and an olympic size pool that are maintained by the city... but with all the lawsuits, the diving pool has been closed for years.
Of course when you live in a 50 year old house, there is always something (besides amps) to work on, so there is a downside as well.
Of course when you live in a 50 year old house, there is always something (besides amps) to work on, so there is a downside as well.
Re: HOA
I'm guessing you live in a very large neighborhood?
Mine is small but full of new money pompous assholes. (the kind of people who use a shopping cart but don't put it back and leave it in the spot next to them even when the return area is an arms reach away.)
I really wish they gave you a directory or neighbor history kind of like a car fax report when you buy a house.
On a side note the foreclosure next door has been purchased. I have yet to meet the new owners but I did see a couple moving trucks and an F350 with a huge "not of this world sticker".
The wife decided she is going to bake them cookies, I'm going a different route just to cover my bases, I'm downloading Norweigian Death Metal to blast with the windows open, in the event they want to sell me on god. That way I can avoid the conversation and not have to be directly rude.
On another side note. The HOLY H.O.A.'s book of RULES!!! states. No soliciting, no door to door sales of goods, services, or religion.
A couple weeks back I'm in the shower getting all my 2000 parts clean( soap joke). The dogs start barking and sure enough the door bell rings.
I'm expecting a parts order for an amp I have on the bench and some other what not I bought off ebay. I was excited it arrived so soon and thinking I might have to sign for the package I just hopped out, wrapped up in the towel and hurried to the door. I'm Still wet head to toe, I unlock the door and pull it open...
standing in front of me not skipping a beat...
"Have you invited god into your heart?"
I just stare at her... she looked every part of the church lady on Saturday Night Live.
She asks again. "Have you invited god into your heart?"
I finally replied, "Do you live in this neighborhood?"
"well no"
"How did you get in?"
"I'm here to spead the world of the lord, Wont you invite me in?"
"Unless you want to see a grown man naked or you have my fedex package with my name on it I need to sign for, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
It was a good laugh, but seriously she sneaking into the neighborhood and didn't realizing I'm in my birthday suit. naughty! naughty!
Mine is small but full of new money pompous assholes. (the kind of people who use a shopping cart but don't put it back and leave it in the spot next to them even when the return area is an arms reach away.)
I really wish they gave you a directory or neighbor history kind of like a car fax report when you buy a house.
On a side note the foreclosure next door has been purchased. I have yet to meet the new owners but I did see a couple moving trucks and an F350 with a huge "not of this world sticker".
The wife decided she is going to bake them cookies, I'm going a different route just to cover my bases, I'm downloading Norweigian Death Metal to blast with the windows open, in the event they want to sell me on god. That way I can avoid the conversation and not have to be directly rude.
On another side note. The HOLY H.O.A.'s book of RULES!!! states. No soliciting, no door to door sales of goods, services, or religion.
A couple weeks back I'm in the shower getting all my 2000 parts clean( soap joke). The dogs start barking and sure enough the door bell rings.
I'm expecting a parts order for an amp I have on the bench and some other what not I bought off ebay. I was excited it arrived so soon and thinking I might have to sign for the package I just hopped out, wrapped up in the towel and hurried to the door. I'm Still wet head to toe, I unlock the door and pull it open...
standing in front of me not skipping a beat...
"Have you invited god into your heart?"
I just stare at her... she looked every part of the church lady on Saturday Night Live.
She asks again. "Have you invited god into your heart?"
I finally replied, "Do you live in this neighborhood?"
"well no"
"How did you get in?"
"I'm here to spead the world of the lord, Wont you invite me in?"
"Unless you want to see a grown man naked or you have my fedex package with my name on it I need to sign for, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
It was a good laugh, but seriously she sneaking into the neighborhood and didn't realizing I'm in my birthday suit. naughty! naughty!
My Daughter Build Stone Henge