But seriously. I think I have found some perf board.
Here are the specs.
Thickness is only 1/16"
Holes are 0.093" They fit the turrets that I have perfectly except for board thickness. Two boards may have to be sandwiched together to have a good fit.
Holes are on 0.265" centers
Board size is 3-3/4" x 8"
Supplier has 58 pieces in stock.
I can't be sure but price looks to be about $20 per baord. That would be $60 by the time you are done sandwiching boards and doing the power and pre boards. I figure you can cut one board in half and sandwich it to make the PW board.
It's not exact but it may get us close!
here are a couple of pics
Color looks lighter in the pics than in reality!


Let me know if there is interest and I will buy it all for us.